Kathy,

I’m guessing that Fro told you that I found out about how you two had sex. That’s cool, I’m glad I know.

My parents and everyone you’ve met knows as well. Don’t expect another job at Mary River’s house. Fro might have warned you that I was going to burn your shit. I also thought about sending G and your mom an anonymous letter letting them know what a fuckup you’ve become. I honestly was, but if I did that I’d be stooping down to your level.

To be honest, it didn’t come as a big surprise that you two hooked up. You’ve become an awful slut, I knew that after the night at the bar. God knows how many guys you’ve had sex with since then and what kind of diseases you’ve contracted. I actually feel sorry for Fro because he had sex with you. He probably has all the diseases you have now. Oh well, it serves both of you right.

I never expected that you’d be so low as to have sex with my best friend. Mainly because I thought he had a shred of decency. More than I can say for you. I’ve heard you’re back on coke again. I don’t think “hate” is a strong enough word to describe my opinion of you.

I can’t believe you leeched off me and my family for 3 years. My family loved you and would have done anything for you. Fucking my best friend is how you repay us? You are a despicable human being.

I hear the reason you were upset because I told you about how I went skinny dipping(I also heard you got fat again). You claimed it was a “double standard.” Are you really so dense that you don’t understand the concept of a double standard, or why I was angry in the first place? I was there watching you slut it up at the bar. You weren’t there with me the night I went skinny dipping. Besides, what I did was completely platonic, you were a whore.

Knowing your newly acquired alcoholic slut-like ways, there’s probably no need to hope that this school year is horrible for you. I wish nothing but the worst for you in the future. Well, maybe that’s not true. I do hope you do get into the Peace Corp. You’ll probably fuck some random guy in Africa and contract AIDS anyway. Just as well, it’d serve you right.

Way to completely destroy what could have been a life long friendship.

Yes, it really is your fault this time.

Don’t attempt to contact me ever again. I’ve blocked you by every means possible. As of today, you never existed. I hope everything bad in the world happens to you. Have a horrible, short lived, STD ridden life. Fuck you. Whore.

Oh, by the way, you know the sex we had after the break up? I had sex with Kate the night before. And it was awesome. Sex with Kate was always better than sex with you.